Don’t Die! Douche! system requirements

About Don’t Die! Douche!

Charge your way through 5 fever-dream precision platformer worlds, dodging a plethora of bizarre dangers on your way. And remember: Don’t Die! Douche!

…Except That You Will Die…A Lot!

This uncompromising love letter to the rage games of old has been purposely crafted to annoy, upset and enrage you!

  • Over 20 perilous levels, spread across 5 worlds full of weirdness and legally ambiguous parody
  • Discover shocking secrets that will make you question your own sanity (or at least that of the creator!)
  • Your chance to achieve a range of speed ratings for each level – Can you Gold them all?
  • Not at all annoying soundtrack

Minimum:

  • OS: Windows 7 or newer
  • Processor: Intel Core i3 M380
  • Memory: 2 GB RAM
  • Graphics: Intel HD 4000
  • DirectX: Version 10
  • Storage: 1500 MB available space